Life is a maze , Love is a riddle

When One Direction blows up in the US....

  • Me: *singing What Makes You Beautiful*
  • Girl: OH, that's the new song by that new band, right?
  • Me: They're not new...but it's by One Direction....
  • Girl: Well, they're my favorite band. Zayn is so sexy, I can't handle it. One day, I'll be Mrs. Malik
  • Me:
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  • Me: You know he's gay, right?
  • Girl: oh....really?
  • Me: Yes. 100%
  • Girl: Okay, then I'll just go for Liam.
  • Me: Actually, they're a couple.
  • Girl: What about Harry....
  • Me: He's with Lou.
  • Girl: Okay well that explains why I love Niall the best!
  • Me: He's going to legally marry food one day.
  • Girl:
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  • Me: Have a lovely day.
January, 22nd 2012 @ 09:48 / 3452 /